Two things that make me grumpy when I use Windows

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On the Huffington Post, used by top-tier writers and frequent commenters: Two hyphens together, posing as a long ("em") dash. Ugliness caused by Windows. If it's not that, it's the dreaded Underscore posing as an em dash.

I really try hard not to be an insufferable Mac snob, and I think I do quite well, considering by what an enormous margin I prefer Apple computers.

But I have to vent about two things that are effortless on a Mac and deeply annoying in Windows.

  1. Screenshots.With a Mac Command-Shift-4 gets me marquee-dragging crosshairs adorned with the window dimensions. When I drag, the adorners read out how big the screenshot would be if I released the mouse button. When I do release the mouse, a auto-named png file is there on my desktop waiting for me to use whenever I feel like it.In Windows, I have to open a Snipping Tool app with dialogue, or I can use PrintScreen/Alt-PrintScreen key input, but then I have an image on the OS clipboard and I need to put it somewhere. I need to paste it into an Office doc, or into an image editing program document. That’s right, I need to have a program open either way I do it, with dialogue boxes, choices, etc.

    Grrrr.

  2. The em dash. It looks like this: —. I use it a lot. It’s more than a comma, and sets things off nicely in a way that offers an alternative feel to parentheses. On my Apple machine, Command-Option-[hyphen] inserts a lovely em dash into my text wherever I want it.Contrast that experience with the Windows way: First, you have to have a keyboard with a 10-key pad on the right, or to turn on NumLock (I think). Then, you have to hold down Alt while typing 0151 into the 10-key pad.

There are two reasons why #2 is especially annoying:

  1. It slows me down and is stoopid.
  2. Other prople do not know how to get an em dash in Windows and have begun to use _ instead, as well as – and – -.Why should Windows’ shortcomings create new punctuation?! I find it kind of uncaring that they will ignore user needs to the point new punctuation is created out of frustration.

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  • Bit01, thanks for writing.

    Did you really mean "better yeet" or did you mean "beeter yet"? I just noticed that I have a genuine typo in my post ("prople") but I imagine "prople" know what I meant. My points remain, I hope, well taken.
  • BIT01
    1. Check out windows 7 beta

    2. Word automatically makes an em dash by typing 2 hyphens then a space.

    3. I can not take seriously someone who uses and better yeet misspells the word stupid.
  • Keena
    1. Welcome to Windows 7. We're sorry, Windows 7 Beta downloads are no longer available.

    2. Word is not synonymous with Windows.

    3. I cannot take seriously someone who does not recognize the deliberate use of "stoopid" in lieu of "stupid."
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