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| CELEBRITY GOSSIP comes to the ivi blog via Guest Contributor Dr. Rob Moore, Ph.D. Dr. Moore is a mathematician and academic, has enjoyed social life in Hollywood for many years, making many friends in the acting and directing film communities. Dr. Moore regularly writes for the blog of ToysPeriod, a premier source of classic Lego set toys and model trains. |

“The trail may be cold, but the stories are hot!”
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By ivi blog Guest Contributor Dr. Rob Moore
From the Advice From Those Who Have Tried and Made It Department:
Perspective, Perspective, Perspective
In the first article of this series, it was pointed out that — for individuals born without natural contacts in Hollywood, i.e., relatives, friends or acquaintances in the business — “making it” in films is not the impossible challenge so often portrayed.
Then again, we need to anchor ourselves in reality, slicing through the vines of fantasy and legend that have grown up around the film industry.
For example, we could park ourselves on our collective backyard loungers, squinting at the bright blue Southern California sky , confident that loose large denomination bearer bonds will eventually float within arms’ reach. We could also assure ourselves, if we are patient, that a Hollywood studio executive will walk under our neighborhood window, falling helplessly under the thrall of our shower voice as we boom passages from Henry IV, Part II.
OR, we could invest our Hollywood hopes in one of the famous legends, like the one involving Lana Turner.
For those of you not familiar with the story of Lana Turner’s discovery, it is told thusly: One sunny weekday afternoon, Lana, then a senior at Hollywood High School, was leisurely camped at Schwab’s soda fountain a few blocks from school. Schwab’s, like tens of thousands of other American stores of that era, catered to the young while they navigated their often conflicted soda sipping personal development. A studio executive, entering Schwab’s to purchase his weekly pound of aspirin, so necessary when casting projects, noted Lana working on her last straw, and made her a decent offer.
This story is nice for the hopeless to imagine. However, it never happened.
In Lana’s case, with the horde of young suitors forever in hot pursuit, occasions for leisurely refreshment anywhere were difficult for her to manage. Lana alone, purchasing her own soda, is hard to imagine.
So, we must put away in our soon to be dusty closets thoughts of getting anything out of soda other than cool refreshment or, in the case of super sizing, pounds that may definitely keep us from center stage.
OK, so dreams aside, what about crashing in on celebrity dinners when they dare show their faces in public. Why not casually drop a recording, movie script or other object in the vicinity of their plate? After all, this is your life’s dream we are talking about.
Assuming that you could approach the celebrity’s table without being intercepted and dragged from the building, there is a word for plate-dropping. The word is “rude.”
In addition, people in Hollywood who have “made it” are in constant fear of crazed fans with dreams of stardom raging in on their private moments.
We remember Frank Sinatra pummeling the persons of fans disturbing his ability to appreciate expensive Sunset cuisine.
We remember how justifiably upset Barbra Streisand became when an environmentalist took aerial photos of her Malibu home and placed them on the Internet, thus leading fans to her doorstep.
Other stars, like Henry Winkler, have had the experience of emerging from their showers only to find fans, pads in hand, in their bathrooms.
Still others, having had too many of these encounters have been driven to take steps that seem insane (and are definitely illegal). For example, W.C. Fields was so incensed with people gawking at him, and then stalking by his home for sight seeing purposes, he hid in the large bushes out front. When the stalker stepped more than four feet onto his property (Fields had it marked), he would shoot them in the legs with BB’s. No charges were ever filed against Fields, since no fan knew from whence the BB’s originated. However, that Fields was out there at all gives us a view of the internal struggles to which many well connected Hollywood personalities are subject.
Although stars try hard to remember that it is fans who ultimately allow them to live well, some fans venture way beyond annoyance and actually become dangerous, as was the case for Jodie Foster’s fan, John Hinckley, who shot President Reagan to gather to himself Jodie’s attention, or a Lennon Sisters fan who shot and killed their father, William, because the fan believed, in his fantasy world, that it was Mr. Lennon who was keeping him from one of the girls.
Of course, the reality is that most fans of the stars are just that, fans. They are respectful. On the other hand, for every thousand fans, there is at least one who borders on instability. Therefore, rule number one, in our search for stardom, “It is important to make friends.” But, laying in wait for stars whose screen image invites intimacy is not the way to launch a career, unless that career involves the California penal system.
Pursuing this subject of contacts and perspective, out of necessity, nearly to the point of exhaustion, “How valuable are “contacts” in Hollywood?”
In a place where 50% of the population is attempting to feed on the other 50%, it is wise to remember the old vaudeville routine regarding the sincerity of Hollywood promises. The routine is performed thusly: Mike to Joe: “Joe, Have you heard that Hollywood is populated by people who are like artificial tinsel. Joe to Mike: “No, Mike, I haven’t.” Mike to Joe: “Yeah, but have no fear, Joe, behind the artificial tinsel, lies the real tinsel.”
Bottom line: Hollywood people are no better or worse than people anywhere. That said though, with so many starry eyed individuals floating up and down Sunset and Hollywood boulevards on any given day, securing one’s home and some degree of personal privacy, if one is a so-called “industry contact,” is not always the easiest thing to manage. It is difficult for a well connected Hollywood resident not to feel sometimes (or always) that people make their acquaintance only to further their personal career goals. (Unhappily, for individuals who have come to “tinsel town” in order to make it in film, this is often the case.)
So what is the proper attitude to approach the place called Hollywood?
Here is where Perspective, Perspective, Perspective (some would call it maturity) comes into play.
Most of us have parents who have had the courage not to pursue the glamorous, to sacrifice their moment in the camera’s eye in order to allow their children to dream. I am speaking of the builders and fixers; the growers and caretakers; the teachers and grocers; the healers and drivers; the servers and designers; the preparers and the warriors. You know, those people most of us call Mom and Dad.
These are the people who preserve and protect the environment that makes the Hollywood dream possible.
That said, becoming an actor or actress, despite the profession’s history of being at once honored and shunned, can and should be considered what it is, an exciting way to inspire, teach, direct and preserve for all time, on film, the messages most precious to the human heart.
Like all other professions, the ranks of screen workers are made up of people with fears and securities; desperations and contentments; and, oh yes, the need to find a place to live, pay their energy bills and avoid being mugged if at all possible.
That said, let’s start our journey toward stardom as a teen in Biloxi, Gary or Worcester or one of any of the thousands of wonderful places throughout America that make up the collective memories of where we are “from.”
Let’s start by understanding that there are over 30,000 public high schools in the United States alone, perhaps another 20,000 to 30,000 secondary schools not drawing public funds, approximately 3200 four year colleges, and another 2,000 private or community two year colleges.
Let’s start with some sense of perspective regarding what it means to **star** in a high school or college play or to be crowned prom queen.
I point this out in an article about becoming a Hollywood star because each and every institution, almost without exception, gives each person the opportunity to “star” in a stage production or beauty contest or sporting event or Lord knows what other venue, all aimed at the legitimate goal of preparing youth to march forward with confidence into the future.
The result of all these institutions’ work is wonderful, so long as it is seen for what it is. That is, the star of a high school play is just that, the star of a high school play. He or she is perhaps in a group nationally of 200,000 to 300,000 individuals at any one time who in their respective schools are considered “stars.”
However, here is where perspective often breaks down.
There is a huge difference between the lead in Waiting for Godot presented in a local high school gymnasium, and Lawrence Olivier playing Henry the Fifth at New York’s Lyceum or Tom Cruise playing the lead in Collateral.
It is one thing for an individual to place a monologue on YouTube. It is quite another to deliver a monologue such as Clive Owen provides us in Inside Man.
The problem is that many would-be stars do not recognize the differences, and they are not willing to study their craft in order to perform like legitimate stars.
We need to remember that perspective says it is a mistake of huge proportions to translate a high school acting success or YouTube presentation into an unplanned trip to Hollywood for the purpose of becoming a star. That is a way to end up in a place needing to be rescued by those who love you, those who every day continue to report to the work site back in Biloxi, hoping to hear from you, hoping you will come home.
So, now we have established two things in these articles.
The first (Explained in Part 1) is that you do have a chance of becoming a star irrespective of where you were born or who you and your loved ones know.
Second, in this section we’ve explained the need to maintain perspective when thinking of a career in film. We should not throw ourselves on the mercy of existing stars nor should we translate our appearance in a local high school play as sufficient preparation for Hollywood stardom.
Next time we will discuss some first practical steps when planning a Hollywood career.